RELISH

The Simpleton™Lettuce, tomato, roasted garlic mayo and relish.

Well, all the hype was for not.  An over promoted hamburger with an over priced cost.  Simon and I ordered 2 burgers, 2 small sides and 2 very small pop....$30.00....way too much. The "meal" really didn't taste any different than one from any other restaurant.  I ordered The Simpleton burger, boy was it simple, I asked to eliminate the garlic mayo and add fried field mushrooms.  The mushrooms were forgotten and I didn't feel like chasing staff for them, AND I had to put on my own relish....go figure.  This is a selfserve spot, they volunteered to clean the table, thanks.

SERVICE:  There was no service.  We did that ourselves. 

QUALITY:  I am sure the meat was fresh; don't know what the mushrooms tasted like.  This is nothing to write home about.

ATMOSPHERE:  This is a fun place, a "Whole in the Wall" that is easy to be in.  The downfall for atmosphere is the echo when talking.

VALUE:  The prices are excessive and not justified.

Would I pay a return visit:  Not likely.